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Have you ever had a brand new car in mint condition only for some sh*tless piece of d*ck key it?

(2010-05-27 20:29:45)
1. Emily Says: Did it suck?
2. blanderswake Says: No, I've never had a new car, but I had just gotten my '75 Nova back from being painted, and some wad in a Mercury Zephyr slammed his door into mine. He wasn't around, so I keyed his POS.
3. Docmaggot Says: Yes and yes. It's enough to make you question: Why bother going to the trouble of maintaining your car, waxing and cleaning it. No matter how cool and shiny it is you have to drive it in the rain eventually, have to park it in a lot where some jerk throws his door open and dings you, or drive down a pebbly road and get dings anyway.

There's no way out of this existential black hole. Everything gets dirty, decays and dies eventually.

The Universe is laughing behind your back.

Give Up
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